Friday, March 21, 2008

What Do You Sea?

This picture is amazing. The long constricting ally brings to mind the image of parting of the Red Sea. I know what your thinking. Well actually you should keep that thought to yourself. Save that thought for later tonight. What I was referring to is the biblical related comment of the picture. I am not very religious. Hmm... I want to criticize the Jehovah witnesses and the Mormons that are most likely clicking the ever popular "Next Blog" button based on the previous comment but that would be wrong. It is wrong to criticize someone because they believe they can knock on your door and save you. Maybe they can. The lack of sleep and the partying could lead to a stumble in the morning and if they just happen to knock on your door at the same time and then my friend You Are Saved!

Be thankful they are out and about saving lives. Moving on. The picture. Right. I was thinking it is amazing. It is hard to describe something truly beautiful. Yes, we have many words to describe beauty and pay tribute to it but when something takes your breathe away it just does. I know the wise guys are whispering " He could have said the cat got his tongue but he had to give the whole lecture on the 'tribute' of beauty." Yes wise guys I could have but I was trying to put emphasis on the appeal of the picture to me. You know, make it more dramatic so that those who see at as merely a picture would take a second look. Now that we have covered all bases I would like to add that I did steal this picture. I don’t know how plagiarism on the web works? If you do then you are way too into this and the outside world is eager to see your face. Please get out once in a while. This blogging thing can't be good for your figure. If in fact your taking measures to ensure that your figure stays fit I applaud your hard work and discipline ( I'd be smiling :) if this is you. I don’t applaud much) and keep up. Each day skipped, each extra dip, and each extra "Double Double animal style no pickles extra cheese and special sauce" only makes it harder and harder to get back in the groove. If you are one of the many who take other very sexy measures to stay sexy, I.E. botox, weight loss pills, the sexy diet, and gym rats! I have the perfect thing for you to read. The motivation is amazing in the piece I read just the other day. Go check out http://thebigcuppa.blogspot.com/ The entry is for March 19th 2008.


Okay, the picture, yes. It is amazing. I love it. It feels like a distant memory. The people at the far end are people I have met far back in my past. No, genius. It was a metaphor. And that my friends is my sarcasm. I understand if you don’t, per say, understand it. I recommend reading the posting " Losing My Virginity" at the bottom of this page. Don’t judge the Posting by its name. This whole post is a Sea of Tangents and Off Topics. Hence the name. I would like to compliment the author of this photograph. The link to the author is http://gabrielapoghirc.blogspot.com/. Visit, please do, you wont be disappointed. Well, can't say that for you. I wasn't disappointed. Niko this one is clean. Oye! While we're at it you might as well go visit him as well: http://myinvisibleself.blogspot.com/. Nice jogging journey pictures. So for the troopers that made it this far. Good job. There is a lot of material in-between. I Have an Idea.

If you have found a picture, it doesn't have to be one stolen from another page, share it with me. I like art and beauty. Superficial? No. Keep the silicone boobs to yourself. I prefer natural. Really who eats fake cheese? When the real stuff is the only way to enjoy it. If you have never heard of artificial cheese or it is not available where you live, consider yourself blessed. I'd still like you. maybe not as much. Envy? Never. I will shop around and I will find the real stuff. College students with no money, your situation is understandable. Fake cheese is the only way to go. Its still not an excuse, budget. So the picture is amazing and that brings this to an end. One last Question.I know you've heard the saying "god is love" if this is the case is everything still fair in "love and war"?

Thursday, March 20, 2008

WElCOME

Hey welcome to my blog. It is about art it is about industry and much more. I have a very offensive and somewhat provacative post right below this I hope you will comment and give some ideas of stuff you would like to see on this very new blog.



Sincerely,

TheVoiceOfChoice

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Losing My Virginity

Hi, is this your first time? It is mine. Never done it before. Looking the literal meaning of losing virginity so you can have some answers... sorry wrong page please redo search. Maybe you wanted to perform a certain action to yourself. Again wrong place to be. Search again and this time add a couple words.. Its worth it. If your brain is half unconscious because you've been on the computer too long and you haven't figured out what I'm referring to... wake up! I'm talking about blogging. My first one. It doesn’t matter to anyone except me. It shouldn't. If it does then you have serious problem please get checked out asap. I know! Your still half asleep your caffeine treatment hasn't kicked in. Asap means as soon as possible. If you made it this far means your doing pretty good. Now lets cut the small talk and get to business. If your reading this it means that something either caught your interest or.. your bored and you want entertainment. Figure out which one it was. If it is the second of the two then you'll keep on being bored. Harsh I know. Get used to it. I'm not here to feed your addiction to be entertained. There’s lots of things that will take care of that. If that’s the case reread top portion and search desired selection and if desired results not shown select the other choice and that should keep you occupied.

Now that where serious. No really. I mean it. Notice the sarcastic undertone. Bothered by it? Repeat steps recommended in the first paragraph. That should take care of it. Now, your either thinking about when you lost your virginity or if you haven't lubricated the pistons and got them going over 10,000 rpm then your thinking about that. The second choice should take care of that. My dilemma? You care...? Okay, reply. Give me your best idea for the next post. No! I wont steal your idea... that’s almost like plagiarism. I'll give you credit for it. You provide the idea I do the research and provide, depending on what it is, I give you the solution, the climax, the end result, conclusion.. whatever gets your pistons going. Oye! No stupid stuff. You know what I mean. Like how much beer can a blow up doll hold? I don’t care. I don’t care to know. I know your thinking about it right now. What if i said Pink Flying Elephants? Google search therapist. You better be more specific, could be a childhood problem. So, comment. Be nice. I like you. So far. Lets see how long we last.